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i don’t understand red lipstick and why everyone is wearing it 

and now i’m annoyed yay

my entire sleeping schedule is so fucked up and i hate it

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i’ve literally been sitting on my ass watching parks and rec all day

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theatlantic:

Video of the Day: An Illinois Lawmaker’s Epic Freak-Out

Speaking in the Illinois State House Tuesday, Mike Bost lost his marbles during a discussion of pension reform. Like Beale, the longtime Republican representative from a southern Illinois district was mad as hell and he wasn’t going to take it any more, unleashing an epic rant at Speaker Mike Madigan.

The top moments are undoubtedly early in the clip, when he tosses a bunch of papers in the air, then punches them on the way down; and when he shouts, “Let my people go!” But stay with it until the end for his excellent variation on the old rap-battle mic drop. Also worth noting: the faces on his colleagues around him, trying to maintain a sense of dignity, except the woman in the burgundy behind him who seems willing to indulge her amusement.

omfg what

motherjones:

We learned something new today. Er.
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motherjones:

We learned something new today. Er.

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i’m going to go bash my head into the wall until i’m not coherent and hopefully unconscious  

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